Thursday 10 May 2007

Cyclone Dreaming 3: Tropical Cyclone Advice

TOP PRIORITY CYCLONE ADVICE
ISSUED BY THE BUREAU OF MYTHOLOGY
AT ONE SECOND TO MIDNIGHT ON
TROPICAL CYCLONE DREAMING

Profound Tropical Cyclone Dreaming with a deep core measured at 40,000 Quons is located over the Australian mainland, with counter ideological gusts extending radical influences across the entire Asia Pacific region.

Extensive structural damage is occurring in all parts of the Eastern Hemisphere. The Soviet Block has been swept into history, and the People's Republic of China has sustained minor changes to its economic system, but is attempting to secure itself against further impact. There are confused reports from Fiji; and other Pacific Nations are nervously awaiting developments.

Cyclone Dreaming has set the tigers loose in East Asia, and closer to Australia it has caused extreme difficulty on the islands of Bouganville and Timore. New Zealand is at the point of collapse under the strain of measures taken to counter the effects of Cyclone Dreaming. Norfolk and Pitcan Islands have succeeded in isolating themselves from all knowledge of current conditions.

Cyclone Dreaming is showing a tendency to contract over the Australian mainland bringing gale force instability to the off shore island of Tasmania. Coastal areas of the mainland are also reporting early signs of impact.

If present trends continue Cyclone Dreaming will contract northward to a singularity over KAMBURE leaving a shallow depression, which is expected to join with ongoing equatorial instability, resulting in a prolonged period of prosperity flowing from the Monsoonal Trough.

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